| Topic: Nae Twa Doots Issue 3 |
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| 1. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Sun 26th Apr 2026. 19:59 Evening .net, Issue 3 of Nae Twa Doots is here. Bigger than issue 2, with the number three woven right through it. A proper mix of football, culture, nostalgia and sharp humour...written by fans who actually live it. Features include: Pitch Inspection Planned A frozen Pars fixture leads to a last-minute detour to Broxburn… non-league hospitality, community spirit, and a pie worth the journey alone. “It’s a Game of Three Thirds, Dougie.” A cynical (and funny) takedown of modern buzzwords, punditry nonsense, and the obsession with “the final third.” Heroes Don’t Always Win Trophies A chaotic 80s Pars comeback...booze, buses, and a reminder that some games matter more than silverware. Neil Lennon Yer A Wanker Celtic connections and the complicated relationship between fans and football figures...honest, conflicted, real. Back to the Front From tiki-taka to route one. Why football might be rediscovering simplicity (and why that’s no bad thing). Rust, Riot Stories & a Sold-Out Comeback An interview with The Draymin ahead of their Alhambra return. Chaos, missed chances, and Dunfermline’s music scene. Sporting Memorabilia From priceless shirts to bizarre collectibles, a look at football’s strange (and expensive) side. How to Shoot Like @SHOTBYPOPZ A creative guide to football photography, breaking the rules to capture raw moments. The New Host With The Most From the stands to the mic. An inside look at becoming a matchday host at East End Park. Available below https://ahoyahoysocialclub.sumupstore.com/product/nae-twa-doots-3 Strictly not-for-profit. By fans, for fans. Thanks for the support. Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 2. Author: neils Date: Sun 26th Apr 2026. 21:44 Great news. Tried to order (for collection) but "payment failed" I tried 2 different banks. Can you check please? Cheers Reply |
| 3. Author: parak obama Date: Sun 26th Apr 2026. 21:47 neils, Sun 26 Apr 21:44 Same ![]() Reply |
| 4. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Sun 26th Apr 2026. 22:32 We`re having issues with our store. Unfortunately support isn`t open until 8am tomorrow. We will update here when we have the problem resolved. Thank you for your support folks Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 5. Author: dd23 Date: Sun 26th Apr 2026. 22:42 Looking forward to it. Reply |
| 6. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Mon 27th Apr 2026. 08:34 Hey Folks, The problem has been resolved. You can order away! Thanks for the support and patience COYP Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 7. Author: Jeffery Date: Mon 27th Apr 2026. 08:39 Working well now Reply |
| 8. Author: KirklistonPar Date: Mon 27th Apr 2026. 09:44 Just ordered and worked perfectly with Apple Pay. Looking forward to the read. Reply |
| 9. Author: JohnnyLatics Date: Mon 27th Apr 2026. 10:40 Ordered, no problems to report. Cheers! I blame Andy Rhodes for this! Reply |
| 10. Author: neils Date: Mon 27th Apr 2026. 13:48 Me too, ordered, will collect Thursday or Friday. Looking forward to it, I bought the previous ones thinking I would rattle through it at half time, but there`s a good bit of reading in it, lasts a few games! Good articles, well designed and laid out as well Reply |
| 11. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Tue 28th Apr 2026. 10:41 Morning .net, Thanks for all the feedback on the orders, looks like everything’s running smoothly now. All orders with delivery selected up to this morning have now been posted. Thanks Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 12. Author: JohnnyLatics Date: Thu 30th Apr 2026. 13:10 Just received my fanzine, looking forward to a pint in the local tonight and a good chuckle! Also thanks for the FAC FFC sticker.. I remember some daft nights at the Hacienda.. just😂 I blame Andy Rhodes for this! Reply |
| 13. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Thu 30th Apr 2026. 16:46 Ahoy .net, Brilliant to hear copies are starting to land! If you’ve not grabbed one yet, we’ll be outside the ground this Friday with Issues 2 & 3. Fancy both? We’ve got a combo deal of £8.50 for the pair. We’ll also have "Pars" sticker packs and a stash of pin badges. Find us from 6:30pm by the Aldi car park entrance. Card preferred, but cash welcome. By Pars fans. For Pars fans. Strictly not for profit. Hopefully see you there. Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 14. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Sat 2nd May 2026. 19:30 Cheers to everyone who swung by last night. Familiar faces, new faces… and an end of season buzz (who knew). Issue 3 flying out, and plenty love for the Lennon pin. If you missed us everything’s now live in the online store below: https://ahoyahoysocialclub.sumupstore.com By Pars fans. For Pars fans. Strictly not for profit. Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |
| 15. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Tue 5th May 2026. 12:18 Afternoon .net, Arbroath again! We’ll be back outside the ground tonight with zines, stickers & pins. Find us from 6:45pm by the Aldi car park entrance. COYP Post Edited (Tue 05 May 13:40) Reply |
| 16. Author: buffy Date: Tue 5th May 2026. 22:08 My first time buying this tonight. What a great read! Will definitely get another. Thanks guys. ”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019” Reply |
| 17. Author: AhoyAhoySocialClub Date: Mon 11th May 2026. 18:32 Hey Folks, Issue 3 has now been out in the zine sphere for 2 weeks and we’ve loved hearing everyone’s feedback so far. So, what’s been your favourite article or feature in this issue? If you’ve not picked up a copy yet, you can still grab one from our online store. Big thanks to everyone who has contributed to or bought the zine so far. The support is hugely appreciated. Thanks Ahoy Ahoy! 🏁☠️ Reply |