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Topic: Have I Got News For You
1. Author:  BlackLight        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 00:09


I was somewhat surprised that the Pars got a mention in the closing credits of Have I Got News For You tonight and even more surprised that there wasn`t really a veiled insult attached.



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2. Author:  tentonhammers        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 07:35

Ironically you haven`t really told us the full details of what happened. Have I Got Clickbait For You?

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3. Author:  Tad Allagash        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 08:38

It’s just before the closing credits if anyone is looking for this on the Iplayer.

The wee team also get a mention.

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4. Author:  Dave_1885        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 08:55

Just watched it - its a cheap joke that makes very little sense since we don’t play for another week 🙄

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5. Author:  tentonhammers        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 09:08

"In Scotland as Raith Rovers` big game against Dunfermline is threatened by bad weather, fans wait for a pitch inspection." Followed by a photo of a completely random flooded pitch in a park.

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6. Author:  wee eck        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 09:28

It`s always raining in Scotland. Didn`t you know that?

These photo jokes are sometimes quite inventive and funny but that one seems like a bit of a cliche. Or is that because I`m a `chippy` Scot?

Post Edited (Sat 31 Oct 09:28)

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7. Author:  red-star-par        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 09:34

I`m actually shocked that Have I Got News For You is still on. The only people I know that have admitted to watching it are complete kn0bs, the sort of folk that think they are highbrow intellectuals and that Stephen Fry and Ian Hislop are funny.

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8. Author:  ipswichpar        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 09:42

Watched by over 5 million people so I`m not quite sure why you are amazed, other than gobbing off again without understanding stuff.

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9. Author:  wee eck        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 09:50

Has Stephen Fry ever been on HIGNFY? Not for a long time I suspect.

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10. Author:  ipswichpar        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:00

3 times apparently with last appearance in 2000

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11. Author:  tentonhammers        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:04

Could be scope for a wee .net version you know.

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12. Author:  tentonhammers        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:05

Hosted by GG Riva. I`ll draft the
weekly statement apologising for him mentioning incorrect information.

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13. Author:  thebear        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:22

It humour guys, and the program can be be very clever and funny.
Why they picked pars and raith i dont know. The flooded pitch photo, missed the mark though.

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14. Author:  wee eck        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:24

As long as you`re not writing the script...



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15. Author:  NMCmassive        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 10:28

I’m surprised that’s still on tbh.

COYP

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16. Author:  jake89        
Date: Sat 31st Oct 2026. 11:12

The problem with these sorts of jokes is they`re clearly targeted. As mentioned, the flooded pitch wasn`t even in Scotland. The clip was probably from that game in ENGLAND where the ball could barely be kicked two metres.

Crap joke.

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