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1. Author: GG Riva Date: Mon 16th Sep 2024. 20:41 A hunter enters the fields of a farm, sees a pheasant and shoots it. The farmer hears the gunshot and runs over to investigate. "Hey! This is private land. You can`t shoot here! Give me that pheasant right away." "No chance! I shot it, and I`m keeping it." "That means that we`ll have to resolve this issue in the traditional manner." "And what would that would be?" "I`ll give you a kick in the nuts, you give me one, and we go on like this until one of us can`t take anymore, and so he`s lost." "All right." "I`ll start," says the farmer and kicks him in the goolies with all his strength. The hunter turns red in the face, then white, then falls to his knees, then ends up on the floor, and only after several minutes does he manage to regain enough breath to slowly stand up. Still panting, he says, "And now it`s my turn!" "Forget it" the farmer replied. "You win. Keep the pheasant." Not your average Sunday League player. Reply

1. Author: GG Riva
Date: Mon 16th Sep 2024. 20:41

A hunter enters the fields of a farm, sees a pheasant and shoots it. The farmer hears the gunshot and runs over to investigate. "Hey! This is private land. You can`t shoot here! Give me that pheasant right away."

"No chance! I shot it, and I`m keeping it."

"That means that we`ll have to resolve this issue in the traditional manner."

"And what would that would be?"

"I`ll give you a kick in the nuts, you give me one, and we go on like this until one of us can`t take anymore, and so he`s lost."

"All right."

"I`ll start," says the farmer and kicks him in the goolies with all his strength.

The hunter turns red in the face, then white, then falls to his knees, then ends up on the floor, and only after several minutes does he manage to regain enough breath to slowly stand up.

Still panting, he says, "And now it`s my turn!"

"Forget it" the farmer replied. "You win. Keep the pheasant."

Not your average Sunday League player.

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