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Topic: Sex Insurance
1. Author:  Buspasspar        
Date: Fri 10th Oct 2025. 20:44

HAVE YOU GOT SEX INSURANCE.
You can now get sex insurance in the UK so make sure you get correct insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - legal and general.
Sex on the telephone - direct line.
Sex with your partner-standard life.
Sex with someone different - go compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -more than.
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila`s wheels.
Sex with a prostitute - commercial Union.
Sex with your maid -employers liability.
Sex with an oap - saga .
Sex resulting in pregnancy - general accident.
Sex with animals - National Farmers Union.
Sex with a monk- Abbey Life
Sex with Navy Officers- Admiral Group.
AND FINALLY
Sex with a transvestite - confused. Com
Make sure you are adequately covered



Post Edited (Fri 10 Oct 20:45)

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