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41. Author: GG Riva Date: Fri 30th Jun 2023. 16:30 Buspasspar, Fri 30 Jun 15:18 There`s a chip shop on Inchcolm Island GG ?? You`ll need to explain that one to me, BPP. You`ve completely lost me. 🤔 Not your average Sunday League player. Reply
42. Author: buffy Date: Fri 30th Jun 2023. 16:42 You wrote “protecting their eggs and chips” instead of “chicks” 😂 😂 ”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019” Reply
43. Author: GG Riva Date: Fri 30th Jun 2023. 16:47 buffy, Fri 30 Jun 16:42 You wrote “protecting their eggs and chips” instead of “chicks” 😂 😂 🤣😂🤣 Help ma boab. I`m needing another nappy change noo. At least it`s for a different biological function this time. ☹ Not your average Sunday League player. Reply
44. Author: Bletchley_Par Date: Fri 30th Jun 2023. 21:32 I have a lurcher & greyhound, the Lurcher had had run ins with these rats before rag dolled a few of them to death. They only attack when I`m out with her, they remember her. As an animal lover I say let`s have a mass cull of these buggers. Reply
45. Author: Buspasspar Date: Sat 1st Jul 2023. 12:17 Topic Originator: buffy Date: Fri 30 Jun 15:40 I’m bloody helpless at him BPP!! ”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019” Whats he like Buffy .. He should not be allowed out on his own :-)) Quite like egg and chips masel Post Edited (Mon 03 Jul 17:33) Reply
46. Author: PARrot Date: Thu 6th Jul 2023. 03:10 Ghoulz, Thu 25 May 13:01 It may be prudent to increase awareness here (esp. to the brave keyboard warriors who espouse harm to birds ... seriously or in some deranged sense of fun) that all birds, their nests and eggs are protected by law and it is thus an offence (with certain exceptions) to: intentionally kill, injure or take any wild bird or intentionally take, damage or destroy the nest of any wild bird while it is in use or being built in the UK under the Wildlife and Countryside Act, 1981 with potential punishments including an unlimited fine, up to six months imprisonment or both. Maybe not so funny now ... https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/advice/wildlife-and-the-law/wildlife-and-countryside-act/ Found this out to my expense almost. I cut an elderly relatives hedge at the wrong time of year. Came across nest with a very young chick and called the SSPB. Thought I was doing good but I got my ass booted. Lucky to escape a fine. Reply
47. Author: PARrot Date: Thu 6th Jul 2023. 03:13 Ghoulz, Sun 21 May 19:24 Exactly that GG! Generally, birds don`t fart; they lack the stomach bacteria in their intestines that generates gasses such as the greenhouse methane that would otherwise originate from food waste rotting in landfill. Sorry Ghoulz but I can assure you that I fart. Maybe I`m the exception. Reply
48. Author: GG Riva Date: Thu 6th Jul 2023. 17:56 I was targeted again this morning, just outside my front door. I had a man bag with me with my tablet and phone in it. (I refuse to call it a bum bag because I`m a man not a bum.) I was ready to clock the scavenger with it but it stayed out of reach as it swooped down 3 times before wheeling away. Is it possible it has a nest on my roof or nearby? Not your average Sunday League player. Post Edited (Thu 06 Jul 17:58) Reply
49. Author: buffy Date: Thu 6th Jul 2023. 21:36 It just fancies ye, GG. ”Buffy’s Buns are the finest in Fife”, J. Spence 2019” Reply
50. Author: Jeffery Date: Thu 6th Jul 2023. 23:59 Not been attacked by any but it feels like there are more enormous birds sh!ts everywhere. Am I imagining it? Car looks like a pterodactyl has been aiming at it and under every lamp post in my estate the pavement is splattered. Reply
51. Author: Andrew283 Date: Fri 7th Jul 2023. 00:08 Dundee Gulls are like Dunfermline Gulls after taking the Super soldier serum. Buggers are enormous Reply
52. Author: parsmad68 Date: Fri 7th Jul 2023. 05:22 GG Riva, Thu 6 Jul 17:56 I was targeted again this morning, just outside my front door. I had a man bag with me with my tablet and phone in it. (I refuse to call it a bum bag because I`m a man not a bum.) I was ready to clock the scavenger with it but it stayed out of reach as it swooped down 3 times before wheeling away. Is it possible it has a nest on my roof or nearby? Hi GG it is most likely a nest near you. Some birds do take exception to people however. Trick is to take an unopened umbrella as birds only attack the highest object. So if you life a pole or umbrella they will not go for you. Learned that trick in St Kilda where the birds are the native species. Reply
53. Author: Buspasspar Date: Mon 17th Jul 2023. 08:26 We are forever shaped by the Children we once were Reply
54. Author: brian Date: Tue 1st Aug 2023. 21:01 saw someone feeding the seagulls with bread in the Asda car park at Halbeath last week. couldn`t believe it, just in front of the shop entrance. what on earth do people think about ! I was going to have a word, but thought the Asda security would be along in a minute. ____________________ contact: email me File Share: https://share2.co.uk ParsTV: https://ParsTV.co.uk Reply
55. Author: Raymie the Legend Date: Wed 2nd Aug 2023. 22:12 Birds can’t digest bread. That’s why they skitter over your car It`s bloody tough being a legend Ron Atkinson - 1983 Reply
56. Author: EastEndTales Date: Thu 3rd Aug 2023. 10:35 Raymie the Legend, Wed 2 Aug 22:12 Birds can’t digest bread. That’s why they skitter over your car One reason why I get angry at people feeding ducks bread. They don`t digest any of it but people will be lazy and do it anyway. Ep.17 of East End Tales is out now with Andrius Skerla https://www.buzzsprout.com/1972630/15082607 Reply
57. Author: The One Who Knocks Date: Thu 3rd Aug 2023. 12:54 People feed bread to ducks because they are lazy? And although my eyes were open They just might as well be closed Reply
58. Author: EastEndTales Date: Thu 3rd Aug 2023. 13:17 The One Who Knocks, Thu 3 Aug 12:54 People feed bread to ducks because they are lazy? Aye. Too lazy to find out it`s not good for them. Ep.17 of East End Tales is out now with Andrius Skerla https://www.buzzsprout.com/1972630/15082607 Reply
59. Author: jake89 Date: Thu 3rd Aug 2023. 18:18 They should know as there are signs everywhere. Bin day around here is a nightmare because of the number of fatties with overfilled bins. The seagulls bite the bags open and drag food, cans, sanitary products etc EVERYWHERE. Reply
60. Author: Milos Drizzle Date: Thu 3rd Aug 2023. 18:42 I fed ducks peas once. At first they were like WTF, and only one or two ate them. Within minutes they were all going nuts over them. This is my signature Reply

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