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| 1. Author: GG Riva Date: Wed 24th Jun 2026. 15:34 My neighbours have had a couple of herring gulls nesting on their roof for the last 3 years. The parent birds are very wary of people walking past the house and often swoop down and squawk noisily overhead as they fly past. I`d heard that they sometimes drop regurgitated food or even $h!T on passers by, but until today, it was only hearsay. Mrs Riva told me it`s lucky. How come I don`t share her opinion? 😡 I might feel a tiny consolation if any other posters have had a similar experience and whether getting pooped on was immediately followed by a large lottery win. 😀  Not your average Sunday League player. Reply |
| 2. Author: ipswichpar Date: Wed 24th Jun 2026. 15:55 Some freaks out there would pay good money for that! I would definitely suggest buying a lottery ticket, if it is only to wipe that seagull shect aff you. Reply |
| 3. Author: widtink Date: Wed 24th Jun 2026. 18:13 I got pooped on by a gull on my first day of my first job when I was 17 ..... I stayed in that job for 31 years. Make of that what you will. Now I`m not saying that the poop gave me luck .... And I was raging at the time of the said event.... Cos it was everywhere and it took ages to clean masel up ....but you never know .💩 Admin  Reply |
| 4. Author: Wotsit Date: Wed 24th Jun 2026. 21:23 I must be really unlucky because folk I`m standing next to keep getting hit. Last week I was walking with a colleague and noticed a dod of luck splatter on the ground a foot or so to my right. I turned to mention it to my colleague walking on my left, but she was too busy freaking out because she`d got some in her hair. The seagull had sh@t in such a way that it split in two and landed either side of me without any hitting me. Must be why I didn`t win the Euro millions. “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” Reply |
| 5. Author: GG Riva Date: Fri 26th Jun 2026. 16:33 Just the 3 replies but they all gave me a good laugh. 😁 Cheers, lads. Not your average Sunday League player. Reply |
| 6. Author: da_no_1 Date: Sun 28th Jun 2026. 23:34 A work colleague i was with in Cardiff got destroyed by gulls years ago. It was one of the funniest things I`d ever seen. He felt it had hit him, but turned to me and calmly asked me to confirm if "that bird just shat on my back"? It looked like a tin of paint had been emptied on his back. I replied "aye, a wee bit...." "Some days will stay a 1000 years, some pass like the flash of a spark" Reply |
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