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| 1. Author: Buspasspar Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 14:49 Clacton by election list of candidates Think it will be a close result between Count Binface and Baron Von Thunderclap Joseph 77 (Independent) Adham Alkhatip (The Forward Party) Count Binface (Count Binface Party) Nick The Incredible Flying Brick (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) Tony Cane (Independent) Woke Trump Carrzee (Independent) William Stuart James Clouston (Social Democratic Party) Rees Cowne (Independent) Glenn Charles Cummings (Independent) Martin Davies (Freedom Alliance – Real People, Real Alternative!) Andy Erlam (Independent) Nigel Farage (Reform UK) Attieh Fard (Independent) Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party) Tony Francis (Independent) Robin Green (Independent) Abi Hookway (Independent) Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) Stephen Richard Ingram (Independent) Amy Morris (Independent) Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent) Michael Noel O`Keeffe (Independent) Martyn O`Brien (Independent) Nick Pelas (Independent) Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK VOICE safer and stronger UK) Daniel Pocock (Independent) James Ransley (Consensus Party Candidate) Gerry Smith (Independent) Kai Stephens (British Democrats) John Stevens (Rejoin EU) Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party) Pamela Walford (Independent) Marcus White (Everyone is God Party) Marc Wilkinson (Independent) The longest ballot paper in British electoral history at 90cm - about 3ft long - to choose their candidate and cast their vote. Would love Farage to lose this Post Edited (Thu 13 Aug 14:50) Reply |
| 2. Author: wee eck Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 14:57 The stage is going to be overcrowded when they announce the result - assuming they all turn up. Reply |
| 3. Author: Bletchley_Par Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 15:15 What an utter farce. Farage tried to do a Tubby Fox and he may well be doing a Rodney Trotter. "Alan. When you say you’ve accepted my letter of resignation, what exactly do you mean?"  Reply |
| 4. Author: Buspasspar Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 16:08 Was just thinking .. how on earth are the voters going to get the 3 foot long ballot paper through the wee slit on the box ?? We are forever shaped by the Children we once were Reply |
| 5. Author: ipswichpar Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 16:11 I`m hoping Count Binface just edges it from Nick the Incredible Flying Brick. Stinking hot today so Farage might actually welcome it if a McFlurry is thrown at him this time. Reply |
| 6. Author: Dave_1885 Date: Thu 13th Aug 2026. 19:32 Turnout will be under 50%, Farage will storm to victory and claim he has a “mandate” to be the next PM and tomorrow the Independent Committee will alert him they are reopening the investigation into his finances…….. Absolutely farcical. Reply |
| 7. Author: Dave_1885 Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 04:48 Turnout confirmed at 44% and Farage claiming a “storming victory” but wont appear the declaration due to a “credible threat” made to disrupt it…..was that not what the £5m was for? Reply |
| 8. Author: ipswichpar Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 07:05 One of the candidates got 7 votes. I`m not sure all of their own family voted for them. Reply |
| 9. Author: Buspasspar Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 08:11 Count Binface got 9,455 votes :-o)) We are forever shaped by the Children we once were Reply |
| 10. Author: parsmad68 Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 11:55 Buspasspar, Fri 14 Aug 08:11 To be honest, if I was asked to vote between Farage and Coco the Clown, my money would have been on the latter doing something more constructive than Farage. Well done to the voters who correctly see this as a waste of taxpayers money and achieving absolutely nothing. Reply |
| 11. Author: wee eck Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 12:44 Farage didn`t attend the declaration because, he said, Essex police told him there was a risk to his security, which they denied. And wasn`t the £5m he received supposed to be to help him pay for personal security for the rest of his life? (I wonder how that was calculated?) Reply |
| 12. Author: Jeffery Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 13:09 Dave_1885, Thu 13 Aug 19:32 Good call. Could you PM me the lottery numbers for tonight please Reply |
| 13. Author: Bletchley_Par Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 17:35 There was going to be an organised disruption from the other candidates. I`m not quite sure how that was going to manifest itself but some form of political stunt that would follow Farage for the rest of his political career. Reply |
| 14. Author: Dave_1885 Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 19:35 Cant believe Count Binface nearly got 10 thousand votes 😂 what was Farages majority/vote count last time out? Reply |
| 15. Author: jake89 Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 20:48 He`s only been elected 5 minutes and already making excuses not to be in Clacton. Complete cunt. Reply |
| 16. Author: wee eck Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 22:20 On reflection, doesn`t it seem odd that you can stand for election without having to show your face? What if a candidate had decided to wear a balaclava only.perforated with eyeholes throughout the campaign? Reply |
| 17. Author: answer Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 23:54 wee eck, Fri 14 Aug 22:20 If you think that is bad don’t vote for them. There are rules on face covering in the parliament but apparently but they can’t apply until you are physically in the parliament. Seems bonza to me. Reply |
| 18. Author: answer Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 23:54 Bletchley_Par, Fri 14 Aug 17:35 Who’s told you this? Reply |
| 19. Author: Bletchley_Par Date: Fri 14th Aug 2026. 23:56 Topic Originator: answer like Rupert Lowe. Reply |
| 20. Author: NMCmassive Date: Sat 15th Aug 2026. 16:22 Labour and the Tories dropped the ball big time. They should have stood against him. Instead they’ve made politics in the UK even more farcical. COYP Reply |
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