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Topic: They are coming for your pets.
1. Author:  Bletchley_Par        
Date: Sat 31st Aug 2024. 16:09

Pets are a drain on the medical system, using drugs that could be of benefit to humans, like cows they also fart which causes muh global boiling, they also eat meat and their defecation causes disease.

If you want to pet a dog or cat, do the patroiting thing and don`t get one yourself, go along to the local petting zoo where your children can see them in safety from behind glass.

I`m pretty sure this will be along the lines of what will be said by the authoritarian of the day who will replace Two Tier Keir Starmer when they eventually come for your pet, not literally of course, you`ll just be priced out of getting a replacement.

When they came for your coal, you said nothing because you had gas.
When they came for cash you said nothing because you used a card.
When they came for your petrol car you said nothing because you had a Tesla.
When they came for the smokers you said nothing because you did not smoke.
When they came for the drinker you said "go away now".

The creeping authoritarianism is spreading, they want you living in a cave without a candle while they dine on their Lobster Thermidor from their ivory towers.

"Weak men create hard times".




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2. Author:  Andrew283        
Date: Sat 31st Aug 2024. 16:51

😂😂😂😂

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3. Author:  Wotsit        
Date: Sun 1st Sep 2024. 09:26

It was such a relief when I twigged that you had copy-pasted that BP, because at first I thought that you had sat down and typed it all out yourself and I was genuinely concerned for your wellbeing.

Did you copy it from Channel3Now?

The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.

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4. Author:  ipswichpar        
Date: Sun 1st Sep 2024. 09:40

I think it might be ChatGPT Minus 3

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5. Author:  The One Who Knocks        
Date: Sun 1st Sep 2024. 13:30

Wotsit, i think there are two or three posters on here who just copy wholesale opinions of others and try to pass it off as their own thoughts and words.

And although my eyes were open
They just might as well be closed


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6. Author:  Wotsit        
Date: Tue 10th Sep 2024. 20:23

The Bot Farms must have been consumer testing a few different pet narriatives as I see that JD Vance has decided that Haitian migrants are eating people`s cats.

He must have a good view of the neighbours from his couch.

The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.

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7. Author:  wee eck        
Date: Wed 11th Sep 2024. 10:46

This seemed to be Trump`s main argument in his TV debate with Harris - immigrants are coming to eat your pets for food. Just when you think the guy couldn`t sink any lower...



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8. Author:  Wotsit        
Date: Wed 11th Sep 2024. 12:50

He said that because he was riled about Harris claiming that folk left his rallies early due to boredom. Halfway through frantically claiming that his were the biggest political rallies ever he started incoherently ranting about migrants eating cats.

It was fitting that he chose to slander migrants in Springfield though, because he sounded a lot like Grandpa Simpson at the time.

The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.

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9. Author:  Bletchley_Par        
Date: Sun 3rd Nov 2024. 22:20

RIP Peanut and Fred, killed by the commie New York State authorities, their owners house ransacked for 5 hours and treated like terrorists.

President Trump shall bring justice for this dreadful government overreach.





Post Edited (Sun 03 Nov 22:20)

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10. Author:  Wotsit        
Date: Mon 4th Nov 2024. 12:27

Are you talking about the squirrel that some dude was using to promote his porn, or is this a different squirrel?

The enemy travels by private jet, not by dinghy.

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11. Author:  ipswichpar        
Date: Mon 4th Nov 2024. 19:02

Isn`t that a raccoon?

Either way, I bet both crossed the border without challenge due to Kamala`s failure. Trump would have it sorted in 24 hours...that guy works quicker than God.

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12. Author:  Bletchley_Par        
Date: Mon 4th Nov 2024. 19:43

Isn`t that a raccoon?


Yeah, Fred was the racoon the evil leftists killed and Peanut was the squirrel the evil leftists killed.

Peanut was a New York native, he didn`t cross the border.






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13. Author:  Andrew283        
Date: Mon 4th Nov 2024. 23:52

I bet both suffered long drawn out deaths with Biden and Kamala both laughing like Dr Evil in the background...

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14. Author:  PARrot        
Date: Wed 6th Nov 2024. 16:28

Bletchley_Par, Sat 31 Aug 16:09

Pets are a drain on the medical system, using drugs that could be of benefit to humans, like cows they also fart which causes muh global boiling, they also eat meat and their defecation causes disease.

If you want to pet a dog or cat, do the patroiting thing and don`t get one yourself, go along to the local petting zoo where your children can see them in safety from behind glass.

I`m pretty sure this will be along the lines of what will be said by the authoritarian of the day who will replace Two Tier Keir Starmer when they eventually come for your pet, not literally of course, you`ll just be priced out of getting a replacement.

When they came for your coal, you said nothing because you had gas.
When they came for cash you said nothing because you used a card.
When they came for your petrol car you said nothing because you had a Tesla.
When they came for the smokers you said nothing because you did not smoke.
When they came for the drinker you said "go away now".

The creeping authoritarianism is spreading, they want you living in a cave without a candle while they dine on their Lobster Thermidor from their ivory towers.

"Weak men create hard times".

All we need to know is, when are they coming for you?



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15. Author:  Bletchley_Par        
Date: Fri 15th Nov 2024. 14:01

The Welsh government now want to ban dogs from the countryside to make it "less racist".

I mean even if I was trying to make an outlandish parody of woke policy I`d be struggling to invent this one.

Next week...ban on keeping goldfish to preserve water?






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16. Author:  P        
Date: Fri 15th Nov 2024. 19:18

You seem like someone who believes everything they read in MSM.

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17. Author:  jake89        
Date: Fri 15th Nov 2024. 19:45

First of all, BAME is no longer an accepted term so it`s odd to see a group claiming to represent minority groups using it. Secondly, it appears the action is being recommended on the basis of one black woman not liking dogs.

Given that`s the case, could it be this has been a single comment in a consultation?

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